5 Reasons Why Singapore is Better Than Rhinelander

1. Population Density of Singapore = 6,639 people/km^2; Population Density of Rhinelander = 387 people/km^2
2. Singapore's College = Nanyang Technological University, 15th best tech school worldwide; Rhinelander's College = Nicolet Tech. Ummm???
   
3. Current Temperature in Singapore = 82 degrees Fahrenheit; Current Temperature in Rhinelander = 37 degrees Fahrenheit
4. Singapore's City Symbol = Merlion; Rhinelander's City Symbol = Hodag
   
5. Fun Place to go in Singapore = Anyone of several national parks, gardens, zoos, museums ... ; Fun Place to go in Rhinelander = Wal-Mart?